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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:41
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
No, not a chance
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
No way
No go.
Next, they tried...
What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
AI Uncovers Wild Spin of the Milky Way’s Supermassive Black Hole - SciTechDaily
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!